i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
