i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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