How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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