if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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