whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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