Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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