Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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