I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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