? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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