12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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