All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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