so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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