playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Randomize
