But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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