i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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