Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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