he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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