it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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