Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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