you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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