Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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