I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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