I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Randomize
