So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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