We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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