exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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