who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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