Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I just gargled with NyQuil
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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