Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
