I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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