Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
