come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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