Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Hippo gnu deer
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
