oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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