Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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