It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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