If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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