I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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