Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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