I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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