your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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