Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Randomize