I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
we made out on top of his cat.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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