im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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