Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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