Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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