Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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