so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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