hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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