Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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