Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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