I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Dicks are not precious.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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