New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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