He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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