Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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