is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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