she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
